ABOUT ME

as you can see, i am an offspring enthusiast

hey there! my name is rex. others know me as cal, and others know me as dex. i'm a 15 year old computermusician who is really into puters, any animation 1990s'-2010s, and art. i'm also intrested in psycology, and maybe if i don't keep getting F's in math (always drags down my grade and thus my GPA...) i can get a degree in psycology. but my main goal: be a musician. niche furry computermusic; that's my thing. doesn't matter if i work a horrible minimum wage job and do it in my freetime, as long as i can do music i'm happy. my software of choice is openMPT, trackers work with how digital music looks in my head. honestly, DAWs are weird to me period. i can't wrap my brain around them. my mind somehow works better with some weird "computer nerd" looking software. scrolling down a pattern works bettre than scrolling by a bunch of pictures that hurt my brain because of how much detail is in there. it tires me out.

i'm from washington. i'm meant for the cooler climate of the western part of the state, but recently we moved to the eastern side where it's a fucking desert.

i love collecting optical media. specifically of the optical disc kind. no matter what optical disc format it is, i want it. normal dvds, red book standard cds (aka the most common cds you'll find,) blue book standard cds (AKA cdextra/cd enhanced,) dualdiscs, whatever i find. most of the time if i buy a certain format, it's probably because it's an offspring release. that's because i run an archival site dedicated to the band. i also have a handful of dvds, since i mostly like cds due to my affinity for music.

i've been a fan of halley labs since the pandemic in 2020 started. however, i discovered halley labs right after i got my first phone on christmas 2019. i casually listened to a few songs until continually digging for more music. i have a very long story relating to halley labs' involvement in my life, so tldr if it wasn't for halley labs i wouldn't be the person i am today because the impact it had on my life was massive.

i've been into the offspring since mid to late 2022. one night i was listening to a punk playlist with my mom, and a few of their songs came up. i specifically recall the kids aren't alright clearly, but i also remember you're gonna go far, kid. that wasn't the first time i heard of or listened to them, however. when i lived with my mom and step dad between the ages of 6 and 10, the radio station that they always had on was 99.9 KISW. i was 6 in 2016, and 10 in 2019. the radio station played the offspring quite commonly from what i recall, but it probably didn't and that may be me just fixating on certain parts. yes i have drawn fanart of dexter and noodles

a little part of my old shrine + optical media collection

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shows i like: paswg, 31 minutos, venture bros, mlaatr, xra

games i like: mungyodance, robot unicorn attack, minecraft

i'm a yumedanshi, but i also identify as fictoqueer since i feel my love goes deeper than most who use the yume group of terms. (note: i usually refer to it as fictoqueer as fictophilia can get weird looks from people. fictophilia is one of the few non harmful paraphilias, as long as it isn't to an obsessive degree. paraphilia simply means weird attraction, so obviously not all paraphilias are bad. i feel like i need to specify that pedophilia, necrophilia, and zoophilia are all bad because people like to twist shit.)

i also like venture bros, i started watching it early july 2024, estimated july 1st or july 3rd. i finished watching it in a month, got most of the way through a second rewatch (first few episodes of season 6 i believe) then said "fuck it, we ball" and just started watching episodes randomly out of order for funsies. i like watching them on either my laptop or my phone because i can get screenshots of dean (as it isn't apparent yet, i have a huge crush on him.) i have a radiant is the blood of the baboon heart blu-ray + poster and a 3 inch dean figure that i take everywhere (except for school and public areas but i do take her to school on fridays.) i hc dean uses he/she + fem terms to refer to herself but don't have a transfem headcanon. just fem dude :3 nothin wrong with dawn/transfem headcanons though. love me a good transfem headcanon

wanna get in touch? rexstyler@stylrtechnologies.com