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THIS SITE INCLUDES AUTOPLAYING AUDIO, BAD WORDS, AND SOMEWHAT RAPID/FLASHING IMAGERY.

13+ suggested, but i can't stop anyone younger from entering. desktop/landscape mode recommended for viewing this site. webring widgets are on this page for devices with poop ass internet.


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alternatively... if the homepage is blocked, head over to the sitemap. to learn about me, go here. links are here