alex pseudosmash (i don't feel like caps locking today sorry) is a shiba inu from university place, washington. he is a really cool guy that fights off evil monsters (from hell) with his trusty weapon of choice, the rope.

BASIC DOG INFORMATION

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alex spends his "non fighting" time in lala land, meaning he's always dissasociating all the time, even when you're talking to him. he describes it as "being a mech suit for some funny little guys, and also pondering random shit all the time". when he's on his own, he has commonly been observed listening to music. "helps me isolate from the rest of the world, and brings on a state of a certain vibe that definitely makes my dissasociation worse. it digs me deeper into my hole leading to lala land".

he is paid for his services protecting university place, which specifically is a spiritual center commonly attacked by evil ghosts from hell. he would of course do it for free, it's just that the local government pays him to do it. not something he arranged!

alex was able to harness the very desired and powerful power of figting off demons at the young age of 2. wow so young

when asked how he fights monsters so well, he states (haha like the avatar state lol get it): "idk man you gotta just lock in kinda like that gif over there"

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