i ain't got no clue as to what i wanna put on here

FLASH GAME DOWNLOADS

some are hosted on my site and some are hosted on catbox. this is because games hosted on my site were uploaded when i still had supporter on neocities. (i can still have my custom url because i set that before i stopped, and the url is actively paid for.)

• RUA
• RUA: HM
• RUA: XMAS
• RETRO UNICORN ATTACK
• RETRO UNICORN ATTACK CHALLENGE EDITION
• RUA: EVOLUTION

*both retro unicorn attacks and evolution are in zip files, as if you are to not run them through an archived version of AS's site they will either have an AP screen or not work at all. evolution is just a bunch of swf files slammed together.

ANDROID DOWNLOADS

the android archive.org mirror of the first game was uploaded by yours truly at the age of 13. beware: sites like virustotal will mark it as unsafe because the game is old and uses old certificates. so don't make in app purchases through the game (you can't, anyways.)

protip: always save copies! the internet archive won't be around all the time, or even forever, so save away!

• RUA1 (android)
• RUA1 (iOS)
• RUA2 (android)
• RUA2 (iOS)

idgaf about the third game (RUA: FOREVER), it's highkey buns and only some of the unicorns are cool. find a crack though because if you don't, the gayass unreal engine AP screen pops up when you try to play it.